CEO of Zoomies

Because being chaotic is a full-time job.

This bold and hilarious pet tag is made for the real MVPs – the four-legged CEO of chaos, couch zoomies, and 3AM hallway sprints. Whether you’ve got a dog who can’t stop sprinting or a cat who runs the house like a startup, this tag lets the world know who’s really in charge.

Crafted from durable white-coated metal, this tag is designed to withstand every wild zoomie, doorbell freak-out, and off-leash adventure. The vibrant double-sided design features bold black paw prints, high-energy fonts, and a pop of playful color that won’t go unnoticed.

Perfect for:

• Dogs and cats who don’t walk – they dash
• Pet parents who love funny, unique tags
• Anyone looking to spice up their pet’s collar with attitude and style