My Lawyer is a Golden Retriever

Funny Pet Tag for the Not-So-Innocent

Accused of tearing up the trash?

Chewing your human’s socks?

Destroying the couch with love?

Don’t worry — your legal team is fluffy and loyal.

This double-sided pet tag features a playful design with pastel vibes and bold personality, perfect for pets who do no wrong (allegedly).

Printed on sturdy white-coated metal and clipped securely to any collar, it’s the stylish alibi every troublemaker needs.

Because cute is a valid defense.